So, there's this chick I've been... seeing, I guess, for about... three months to six months, give or take. For reasons my current lovers are sure to understand, the preceding time that it took for me to perceive that I, in fact, have fallen in love has been what some people might call a blur, so please excuse the inconsistencies.
Anyways, I have fallen in love. Now, what is love? Some flighty, butterflies-in-your-stomach feeling that you have for someone? Yes, but not completely. The belief that you can spend the rest of your life with someone for the rest of eternity? Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold your horses, it ain't like that, now. No, love is just the feeling you feel with other perceivers in this grand universe, and I have learned that through the individual inspection of one seemingly infinite source of beauty. Some day, I might be able to reach the end of that well and I will have drained every bit of water out of that spongy rock, but, for now, I am Atlas and that rock is my Panacea. This means that, me being Atlas (one ferocious, passionate motherfucker), I may feel the need, one day, to look elsewhere for beauty, but, for now, I have found the bountiful banquet that I can feast on for... I don't know... maybe six months or so? We'll see... ;)
Righteously so, some may ask, "Well, who is this grand lady?" Ah, but a gentleman never tells, my young grasshoppers. For to let that secret fly out into the darkness, and to have someone have that power over you can be crippling. No, see, one day, my grand lady might read this blog post, and she isn't ready to know my love, yet. Therefore, the name remains a secret to prevent any erstwhile trolls from ruining the one thing I hold dear.
And, if you are bitter and reading this, due to lost loves, remember that someone out there is ready for your love and, if you can simply accept that what you want is to regain that love you lost and you will inevitably look for the features you saw in that first love in other partners, then don't be afraid to love. Just understand that others don't know what they're looking for as well as you do, and, sometimes, you need to save that pent-up energy for the wild nights of sex you'll have where the lines of communication can finally open fully. We have 576 gobsofazillion people on this planet. Someone out there is crazy enough to love you, and when you find them, as long as you keep looking and don't give up, MY GAWD!!! the awesome sex you will have. Just saiyan.
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Gah! I love everybody, SOOOOOOO MUCH!!! :D Don't worry, no homo, no hetero, no stalkero, I'm just sayin'.
Also, I'd just like to say, I knew about facebook and myspace before it became popular. I was just too ahead of my time. Apparently, no one likes reading paragraph-long mindspills, and even less than no one likes to write them consistently. Go figure.
... I'm not sure if this comment makes sense but... whatever.
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